The following field report was filed by “Gladiator”, one of our most distinguished swordsmen:

“Even in what seem the most dire of situations, the right attitude can be the saviour of your pulling adventure.

A Bloody Nose Never Came Between The Gladiator And His Woman

This short tale beings with an act of chivalry in a nightclub. In short, some cretin was being particularly obnoxious to a female friend of mine and so I intervened, politely asking him to fuck off. For my troubles, I received a headbutt. Thankfully, the guy was taller than me and so, coming at me from an unfavourable angle, did less damage than he intended.

Not being prone to violence whilst remaining cocksure in the face of this malcontent, my reaction was to laugh full in his face. This resulted in a second headbutt. To be fair, somewhere between the two attacks, some damage had been done (I had a blood nose) but I was blissfully unaware of this salient fact and, with the thug having been dragged away by his anxious friends (who mistakenly thought I hadn’t yet reacted because I was storing all my energy up for some kind of mega-attack) I decided that I would proceed to cheer myself up with some female company.

At this point, I was still covered in my own blood but disregarded the information of the fact as exaggerated worry on the part of my mates. The headbutting incident in the small nightclub meant that I had already broken the ice with everybody in the place and was seeking to capitalise on my temporary celebrity.

Unfortunately, the confidence gained from the knowledge that I needed no introduction to girls in the club was not improving my luck with the ladies because, whilst the blood all over my face was an obvious talking point (normally a priceless commodity), it was not eliciting the same responses as a comedy hat.

Still, my obliviousness to the state of my appearance, coupled to my determination to pull, resulted in an unshakeable, proverbial persistence and I scurried around from girl to girl. Eventually, this simply tactic paid off and I found myself getting off with a girl who had either not noticed the dried blood everywhere or who found it alluring. Roma victor!”

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I was with 3 mates in probably in what looked like the trucker’s bar from hell. An absolute dump, however, there was some promising material and man on a mission like I was; I scanned the dance floor (one of the steps to achieve glorious success).

Gentlemen, take into account that I was loaded with 6 pints of beer in my blood system (always good to stimulate you ego and get rid of all inhibitions) and a “tutu” with a swan’s head dangling out from my groin like a phallic weapon (costumes are great to break the ice).

Already the scenario didn’t look very promising; however, all of the sudden I ended up chatting up to what I remembered was a 22 year old, 5 foot 8 hockey player with thighs made of stone! All of this wearing the most outrages costume you could ever imagine.

Doing small talk, I pretended to whisper into her ear, (using the load music as an excuse) and as soon as my face was 2 inches away from her lips, I dived in like a Stuka “dive bomber”! Sadly for me I found myself falling into a trap, in the arms of a women that could rip off my d**k with her butt cheeks and getting my lips chewed by a “Chopper”. With this I mean a woman who thinks that feasting on man’s lower lips is proper and adequate procedure. Logically I fled the scene fearing for my health with no interest on her phone number and frightful of what could happen if I let “Jaws” (the bad guy from the Bond movies) into my pants!

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Meet Nick!

“Welcome to how to pull a girl. It’s my absolute pleasure to welcome you to the “new step” into a better life. Ever felt like a loser? Can’t even get a break? Want to pull a chick but can’t even chat up the barman? Well those days are over! I always was and still am a geek, a nerd, a star wars lover that dreamt of Princess Leia in the “Return of The Jedi”. But now I’m on fire! These are accounts and experiences that taught me very valuable lessons and made my self esteem hard as steel! Of course, this is an ongoing lesson and as life, every day I learn something new! But I admit I’m a “perv” and would shag even my maid, but now I got the tools to carry my cunning plan onwards.”

NICK was the ULTIMATE loser for 99% of his life. He lost his virginity at the age of 26. This man was effectively invisible to girls…….until he discovered this crazy pulling technique that no human should know.

But this isn’t Nick’s only dirty secret. In fact there’s something far worse…he didn’t even enjoy sex. Nick was so busy worrying that he wasn’t pleasing women…his fear was actually turning them off. Now he can barely stop himself from raping every woman he meets. Except he’s not raping them. These girls love it.

The best thing is you don’t have to be Brad Pitt or a darkmaster to copy Nick’s success. All you have to do is follow the 5 steps in his dead-simple formula to find the secret to pulling hot girls!

*WARNING*

Seriously though, watch out….Nick has got so proficient at pulling women…that’s he’s catching girls left sans bloke for as little as one minute!!

Use this powerful tool with caution. Remember, envy can be a dangerous thing…

Nick

“There are 1000’s of shysters out there just like me, who are afraid to approach women, or just don’t know how. That stops RIGHT NOW. I’ve written a guide that’s going to tell you the EXACT technique I PERSONALLY used to pull over 1000 women”

My Story

How I went from shy loser to the Guy girls literally beg to sleep with. I tell you, de-fucking my confidence issues has been a journey in itself..

But first, I’m gonna throw you some stats:

First Pull: 1996

1996-2000: 3 Pulls

2000-2006: 0 pulls

2006-2009: Over 1,000 PULLS since I discovered the technique that has women dropping to their knees and ‘civilians’ crying with envy.

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